MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING.
your bird is an asshole
The CIA just got a Twitter, and we found some other agencies’ Twitter accounts…
if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
Please do not remove the source. Thank you.
The interval between the start and the end of “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)” is 3 minutes and 30 seconds, and the International Space Station is moving is 7.66 km/s.
This means that if an astronaut on the ISS listens to “I’m Gonna Be”, in the time between the first beat of the song and the final lines …
… they will have traveled just about exactly 1,000 miles.
To be alive, now, in this age.
If you don’t think positive, you’re gonna have a bad time.
This is legit.
More PSAs need to stop worrying about offending people and get down to the nitty gritty like this. It’s the only way to open so many eyes.
this is funny
like really, really funny
You sly bugger. That took me a while.
I want to get this video embedded in my arm so I can watch it whenever I get sad.
YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS OMFG
THEY ARE BOTH A GIFT I’M AS HAPPY ABOUT THEM BOTH BOTH OF THEMMMM
THIS VIDEO WILL WIPE AWAY ANY SADNESS AND TEARS AND SADNESS JUST LOOK AT THIS PRECIOUS PRECIOUS MOMENT I CANNOT BREAATTHHEEEEE
I am what I hate most in the world
i identify so strongly with this expression
We’ll just go to the shelter to look at dogs. Turns out I could not leave without her. Meet Hazel
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